Tanya Cox is a Bitch
UK petgirl Rocket is quite clearly man’s best friend - faithful, playful, obedient…
“Becoming a petgirl has changed my life. Pet training has taught me an important lesson. I no longer smoke, swear, spit or growl…my fur is shinier, my eyes sparkle and I have grown an extra inch on my boobs!
Yesterday I won a tenner on the lottery, at the weekend I came first in the annual Hull Half Marathon even though I have a bunion the size of a walnut and I have just heard that my application to construct an eight metre high pink shoe (Manolo Blahnik) in my back garden has been granted without proviso by the local council.
I put these life successes down to becoming one of the rarest breeds - petgirl.
I only wish I could spend more time where I truly belong - at the feet of the handsome Mr Benson, on the end of his leash.
I am so lucky to be tame.”
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